My mom was like 16 years old and put some raman on the stove to cook and a thought erupted in her tiny little mind she decided she was going to go do the dirty with my bio dad at a party so she eats her noodles up and she gets dressed in her most revealing outfit and she hops in the car and skkrt skrrts to the party and finds my bio dad and seduces him and gets it on in the bathroom which is most unsanitary but they were doing the dirty and my mom thought nothing if it because she was on plan b and all that so she decided to stop because she was getting hungry so they went to micky d's and then they did it again and it was a whole long cringy scene I would rather not talk about mainly because I dont remember it at all just the parts she told me and so they stopped and like the next two weeks she noticed she was late for her . AKA hell week and she flips out and calls him and little did she know she was kinda just the side hohohoh so like then she could never eat micky d's again or even raman because she had me then after she had me we were on a plane and I would not stop crying and Im actually telling the truth on this whole story btw Im just rambling bc i think its fun to just talk and talk anyways I got held by Opra on a plane like no joke I dont even know who she is tbh my mom just said I was and she just snatched me up and people was clapping. Also in my baby pics my mum looks very mad and sad and dad is nowhere to be found.
