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Korvikt [17]
2 years ago
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Tell me a joke the first one to make me laugh gets a brainlist :)

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kotegsom [21]2 years ago
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Answer:

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

Explanation:

A chicken sees a salad

sattari [20]2 years ago
4 0

Answer:

Q: What did the snail say as he rode along on the turtle's back? A: Wheeee!

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