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Korvikt [17]
3 years ago
14

Tell me a joke the first one to make me laugh gets a brainlist :)

English
2 answers:
kotegsom [21]3 years ago
8 0

Answer:

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

Explanation:

A chicken sees a salad

sattari [20]3 years ago
4 0

Answer:

Q: What did the snail say as he rode along on the turtle's back? A: Wheeee!

Explanation:

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