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IgorC [24]
2 years ago
15

Whoever has the funniest joke wins... BraInLiesT GiVeAWay, ANd I WiLl GiVe GoOd RAitIngS

English
2 answers:
Zinaida [17]2 years ago
4 0
I don’t have any jokes, but I have extreme diarrhea it splattered on the ceiling and I’m 3 feet tall so I can never clean it off and also everyone in my family is 3 feet tall so I can’t clean the diarrhea off the ceiling
amid [387]2 years ago
3 0

Knock Knock

Who's there?

2020.

*person walks away knowing that he'll always get flashbacks of the miserable year*

I don't think this wasn't funny but if your humor is weird then uhhhh yea :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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