1answer.
Ask question
Login Signup
Ask question
All categories
  • English
  • Mathematics
  • Social Studies
  • Business
  • History
  • Health
  • Geography
  • Biology
  • Physics
  • Chemistry
  • Computers and Technology
  • Arts
  • World Languages
  • Spanish
  • French
  • German
  • Advanced Placement (AP)
  • SAT
  • Medicine
  • Law
  • Engineering
IgorC [24]
2 years ago
15

Whoever has the funniest joke wins... BraInLiesT GiVeAWay, ANd I WiLl GiVe GoOd RAitIngS

English
2 answers:
Zinaida [17]2 years ago
4 0
I don’t have any jokes, but I have extreme diarrhea it splattered on the ceiling and I’m 3 feet tall so I can never clean it off and also everyone in my family is 3 feet tall so I can’t clean the diarrhea off the ceiling
amid [387]2 years ago
3 0

Knock Knock

Who's there?

2020.

*person walks away knowing that he'll always get flashbacks of the miserable year*

I don't think this wasn't funny but if your humor is weird then uhhhh yea :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

You might be interested in
What is the speaker's message to his or her addressee in this poem:
Lelechka [254]

Answer:

its d . I love you inmany different ways

3 0
3 years ago
Choose the correct form of the pronoun in parentheses.
lidiya [134]
The correct answer is "me".
8 0
3 years ago
The annual growth rate is 18% and the outlook for the teaching profession is stable. Re-wright this sentence using different wor
Rudiy27
The yearly growth rate is 18% and the prospect for the teaching field is secure.
7 0
3 years ago
Read 2 more answers
The following sentence has a dangling modifier.
Basile [38]

The sentence that best corrects the original one is option 3) “Noticing that the patio table had been turned over by the storm, Anton flipped it back on its feet.”

In this option, we make it clear that the doer of the action (flipping back the table) is Anton and in the original sentence is not mentioned.

The first option is incorrect since it says that the storm flipped back the chair instead of Anton.

Option number two is also incorrect since the meaning is not clear, especially the 2nd part of the sentence.

And the last option is also incorrect because it uses the passive voice in both parts of the sentence, when it should be using acting voice in the 2nd part, making emphasis on the doer of the action (Anton) rather than on the action itself.  


7 0
3 years ago
Read 2 more answers
<img src="https://tex.z-dn.net/?f=%5Csf%20%5Cimplies%20%5C%3A%20What%20%5C%3A%20%5C%3A%20is%20%5C%3A%20%5C%3A%20the%20%5C%3A%20%
Wewaii [24]

Answer:

the definition is "An organism refers to a living thing that has an organized structure, can react to stimuli, reproduce, grow, adapt, and maintain homeostasis. An organism would, therefore, be any animal, plant, fungus, protist, bacterium, or archaeon on earth."

3 0
2 years ago
Other questions:
  • Read the excerpt from "Healthy Eating."
    12·2 answers
  • Which option can be a communication barrier to workplace diversity? A. Culture B. Prejudice C. Racism D. Rigid beliefs E. Psycho
    7·2 answers
  • What is an implication?
    14·1 answer
  • Which one of the floowing pairs of words is an example of a near homonym?
    10·1 answer
  • Dshbuvosdbvuhohda jhbhuyhb hubuybyby jhhiu
    12·2 answers
  • Part A:
    9·2 answers
  • Plzzz I need an anecdote Write about a time that you forget something really important and the consequences of your actions.plzz
    14·1 answer
  • Conditinal Sentences : Second Conditional
    14·1 answer
  • Tap the word that "them" refers to​
    11·2 answers
  • In chapter 7 'Animal Farm', why does George Orwell most likely choose to make the sheep the most loyal followers of Napoleon in
    12·1 answer
Add answer
Login
Not registered? Fast signup
Signup
Login Signup
Ask question!