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3 years ago

I will give brainliest to whoever makes dumbest story ever. Story must be at least 300 words.

English

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Stels [109]3 years ago

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Answer:

Once upon a time there was a turtle named Barry. Barry loved to eat hotdogs. Barry's best friend Plastic-Bag though hotdogs were bad. One day Barry and Plastic-Bag got into an argument. Plastic-Bag told Barry that he should watch his diet and not eat so many hotdogs. Barry was very offended by this remark, so they starting fighting about it. Their arguing went on for a couple days until Plastic-Bag finally had enough. Barry wasn't listening to his advice so he decided to choke Barry until he died. What Plastic-Bag forgot was that Barry had a wife and kids. Barry's family told all the other turtles what Plastic-Bag had done. From that day on turtles and plastic-bags despised each other. Whenever a plastic-bag sees a turtle it tries to choke out the turtle. The turtles created an army called the VSCO Girls, protectors of the turtles. Thanks for listening to my story, i came up with it off the top of my head. I know it isn't 300 words, but i couldn't think of anything else. and i didn't want to get rid of my MASTERPIECE.

Explanation:

ladessa [460]3 years ago

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So a long... long.... long.... really - very long time agooo there was an blue ogre named Drek. Drek was a vewy handsome ogre!!!

Drek one day went to the store to buy some toothpaste and orange juice (He realllllyyy liked the taste of it...) at Fallmart. But when he was at the grocery store, he saw this really cute boi working at the cash register bagging the food who was like, 7 foot 3 and like, really handsome.

Drek realized it was love at first site :). BUT.....

The boy was a human!! And he was also holding hands with this realllly pretty human girl (we'll call her bella), and they looked super happy together. But Drek was persistent!

Drek sashayed up to the cash register and put a hand on his waist.

To the boy he said this: "Haaaayyyyy, I'm Drek - you look cute, but who's that ragdoll who you're holding hands with?? She's so ugly like omg built like a lego tower - why don't you get with me??"

The boy: "Uhm Hi drek I'm Candalidsocimeousfor. This is my mom, Bella- I think you're REEAAALLLY cute 2. Wanna be my boyfriend??

Bella (THe mom): Omg yasssss you're finally getting a boyfranddd Like ive been waiting 4evvverr!!

Drek: Okay so I thought you were pretty cute b4 but I guess you're a mommas boi - I don't like those so.... Can you just like - scan my toothpaste and orange juice already - I'm hungry... :/

Candalidsocimeousfor: Wat the hack. Oh ma gooosssh whyyy :(((( Alexa, play a sad sonnngg

Alexa: No.

Candalidsocimeousfor: waaaahhhhh

Bella: I mean, tbh Drek I dont really blame you cause my son is kind of ugly but I don't say that since I'm his mom - you're also hotter than my husband - want 2 date?

Drek: ....Do you like orange juice n toothpaste?

Bella: Mhm

Drek: When's the wedding gon be??

Bella: Awssommee lets go to mcdonalds for our wedding!! Alexa's gonna be our bridesmade!!

Candalidsocimeousfor: Wat about dad.

Bella: Idk and idc, also - your adopted, loser.

And then Drek and Bella got married, and Alexa was a bridesmade (she was very happy... for a robot), and Candalidsocimeousfor and his father worked at olive garden to pay the rent!

THE END

Hope I was of assistance! (lol) #SpreadTheLove <3

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