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Andrea Mathews looked at the tiny hat in his hands and felt jumpy.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his beautiful surroundings. He had always loved grey Amsterdam with its lonely, light lakes. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel jumpy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jona Thunder. Jona was a clever coward with brunette hair.
Andrea gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was tall with thick eyebrows and wide thighs. His friends saw him as courageous. Once, he had even brought a knowing puppy back from the brink of death.
But not even a special person who had once brought a knowing puppy back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Jona had in store today.
The snow flurried like singing foxes, making Andrea relaxed.
As Andrea stepped outside and Jona came closer, he could see the vigorous glint in his eye.
Jona glared with all the wrath of 7897 wild bored bears. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want a fight."
Andrea looked back, even more relaxed and still playing with the tiny hat. "Lets do this," he replied.
They looked at each other with confident feelings, like two hard, hungry guys looking for a fight.
Andrea stepped forward and as he did his hat transformed into a sword.
Jona looked surprised, but he didnt let the surprise weapon stop him from drawing out his own sword.
And then the fight began.
THE END
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