Answer:
The only ones i could think of right now :)
Explanation:
You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.
Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me
Hold still. I’m trying to imagine you with personality.
Your face makes onions cry.
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you.
Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.
Your face is just fine but we’ll have to put a bag over that personality.
You bring everyone so much joy…when you leave the room.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.
