Whoever has the funniest storys wins brainliest, the points from the question and good luck tehehe

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Daniel [21]3 years ago

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One day there was a kid named jerry. he was one of the bad kids. now it was the end of the day so the teacher decided to play a game. well mrs. mollie said its round, and red. jerry raised his hand and laughed ofc the teacher picked jim and he guessed a red ball. it was an apple but the teacher said i like how ya think and threw the apple to him. well jerry was gonna guess apple so he got mad so then she said its the shape of a cylinder, and its hairy. well jerry did the same thing again. well whoever got it right said it was a comb. it was a hairbrush but again she said i like how ya think. and jerry was furious so said: "ITS ROUND AND HAS A HEAD" mrs. mollie said to go to the principles office. jerry replied: "` a quarter but i like how ya think.

sorry its so long xd

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