Answer:
Skit example: Scene: Sporting goods store
Cast: Clerk, Customer
Optional Prop: Knapsack rigged up with three cords dangling from it (parachute)
The customer walks up to the counter and asks for their best parachute.
Clerk: Well, we have a pretty big variety, but this is probably our best one. (Hands it to customer.)
Customer: What makes this one the best?
Clerk: Well, see here, this is the rip cord.
Customer: Yeah?
Clerk: When you pull that, the parachute opens.
Customer: What’s this other cord?
Clerk: That’s the reserve chute, in case the first one doesn’t open, you have a back-up.
Customer: What’s the third cord for?
Clerk: That’s the reserve, reserve chute. The back-up to the back-up.
Customer: But what if all three of them don’t open?
Clerk: Bring it back and we’ll give you a full refund.
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