Answer:
ummmmmmmmmm....................eating poisin
Understatement: is irony (laugh) of something that is pitiful.
Answer: A) they're showing the movie "don't turn out the lights" in a dark theatre.
Because, the movie is telling them to not turn off the lights in the theatre.
B) I think the ushers might question a grocery bag of candy under your sweater, as you can't trust a man will candy.
Ascent means to go up, as in:
<em>The elevator ascended away from me.</em>
I hope this helps!
