The answer is "I can't believe she did that to me. From now on we'll call her Brutus"
the others are just facts about famous literature.
This answer uses Brutus, who stabbed his friend in the back, in a common sentence. Whoever is upset at a girl for doing something wrong alludes to Brutus from Julius Caesar
What is the poem called ?
Answer:
Okay, what's the question?
(I'll edit my answer once you tell me what the question is btw)
C, satire? i'm not positive but that's the only one that makes sense