Seriously you want us to write you an entire essay?! What are you on because if your acting like this I need some of it.
Answer:
<em>This probably won´t be funny to anyone else, but, it is to me. </em>
<em>Me when my therapist asks how many times I say I wanna die in a day:</em>
<em>I don´t know? I wasnt COUNTING.</em>
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Kid: <em>I wanna be a dinosaur!</em>
Mom: <em>Why, because there cool and scary?</em>
Kid: <em>No, mom! Because there dead.</em>
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Me: <em>They always say weird flex, but okay, but never say weird flex, are you okay?</em>
Explanation: Uh..y e a h-
