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Anuta_ua [19.1K]
3 years ago
5

What is a good joke?

English
2 answers:
cluponka [151]3 years ago
5 0

Answer:

the only correct answer is my life

Explanation:

<3

bulgar [2K]3 years ago
5 0

Answer:

my life

Explanation:jk here is a good one

two guys walk into a bar

the third guy ducks

why dont dinosaurs talk?

beacuese they are dead

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