after babysitting your cats over the weekend, i have learned your house is haunted. i was chased around for many hours by what appeared to be the ghost of your dead cat roger. i no longer will be visiting your house alone, nor catsitting for fear of death.
Dude, I don’t know what demonic things your into or what you do, but I keep hearing someone say “Jimmy”. I don’t know who that is but I am very concerned for you health and well being so im not coming back or hanging out with you until you fix your problem.
The author clearly wants smoking to be banned. Their position is against smoking. In the text they said "Banning smoking keeps everyone healthy" which implies where they stand in the argument.
Have you ever had a friend over that just trashed your place and left...? Well that's what we are basically doing to the enhabitants of our environment!