The answer is A. Satire...
I choose the third one. It’s the only one that makes sense to me.
1.=to take control of someone
2.= to separate an idea or statement into smaller parts in order to make it easier to understand
4. =done with great effort and difficulty
The definition of a meter: Distance traversed in vacuum by light in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
According to this light travels 299,792,458 meters in a second. A nanosecond is 1 billionth of a second so light travels 299792458 / 1,000,000,000 meters in a nanosecond or 0.299792458m. (In a vacuum).
B: Informal style.
You can see this as the narrator says “the lead actor - I totally forgot his name - was crazy good.”