Eres paciente pero divertido
"Eres" already implies the person it's talking to (you, in this case), if we wanted to make it formal, we would've used "Usted es" (You (formal) are)
Your answer is
Te arreglas en el bano?
<span>Simile:
- The boy is as blind as a bat.
</span>(El niño es tan ciego como un murciélago.)<span>
Irony:
-</span><span>A person claims to be a vegan, and avoids meat, but will eat a slice of pepperoni pizza because they are hungry.
(</span>Una persona afirma ser un vegano, y evita la carne, pero va a comer una rebanada de pizza pepperoni porque tienen hambre.)