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scoray [572]
3 years ago
10

Wazz up! Who ever makes me laugh gets 100 points

English
2 answers:
aliya0001 [1]3 years ago
4 0

Answer:

A man runs over a cat.

The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.

He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.

The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.

I’ve just run over your cat.

Can I replace it?’

‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.

‘How are you at catching mice?’

VashaNatasha [74]3 years ago
3 0

Answer:

Mommy made me mash my m'n'ms, I'm mad ):<

Explanation:

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