C. You have to hurt him to help him.
This would be a paradox because a paradox is a seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.
I think it would be a colon.
Maggie Simpson kept repeating her question: "How did I eat the whole pizza without anyone noticing?"
I would say Jose Because it's San Jose and it doesn't look right un-capitalized so I would go with B.