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jarptica [38.1K]
2 years ago
14

What’s a very funny poem you know or a poem you really like.

English
1 answer:
Mademuasel [1]2 years ago
8 0
I’ve always appreciated this one:

Travel Sickness ~ A Funny Poem About A Writer

Travelling by train from Luton to London

To attend a writers' convention

I spotted the chap in the seat opposite

Was reading my latest collection

Feeling my chest swell with authorial pride,

I coughed to attract his attention.

'I see that you're reading my book', I remarked,

Expecting a friendly reception.

Instead, he went red. 'Have it back', he said,

'I was under a misapprehension.

It was on my seat when I boarded the train,

But it's quite beyond comprehension.'
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