Understatement: is irony (laugh) of something that is pitiful.
Answer: A) they're showing the movie "don't turn out the lights" in a dark theatre.
Because, the movie is telling them to not turn off the lights in the theatre.
B) I think the ushers might question a grocery bag of candy under your sweater, as you can't trust a man will candy.
I believe that is going to be adoring
