I would go to a pet store buy three hamsters and loan about 1 million dollars to the cashier who happens to have hamster phobia and tell him to repay me in 12 hours. This cashier happens to be a smart man and ends up gaining money (me being unknown to this fact). I later come after 12 hours and ask him for the money. He says "I dont have it, I need more time!" So I lay down one of the hamsters and ask him again. He replies "I dont have it I swear!" So I lay down another hamster and ask again. With the same answer I lay down the third hamster, and he is now cornered with his severe hamster phobia. He finally gives in and gives me the 2 million dollars and the original 1 million. I then donate all of my money to orphanages, rehab centers (animals and humans), churches, and cancer-treating hospitals, and when my 24 hours are almost up I pay to have my gravestone embedded with the words underneath my subtitle: Made good use of hamsters.
