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myrzilka [38]
2 years ago
6

Tell me a joke!!! Best joke gets brainiest.

English
2 answers:
muminat2 years ago
5 0

A guy walks into a bar.

The next time he ducks.

Leya [2.2K]2 years ago
4 0

Answer:

Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year.

Why aren’t Koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the KOALifications.

Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B–

What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrgh!

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