“Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates front camera.
“I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the good news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.” “That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
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I love dark humor
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Baby when I clock up can't wait
Promise this time won't go to waste
For all we put up now
I won't let your love down
I know we're not too far away
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Steve Binder. Steve binder directed and produced"The '68 comeback special" that was broadcasted on television.
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