My brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I lied. Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my figglenabber off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war bing bop quandale dingle.