<span>May 30, 1868, at Arlington National Cemetery
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The officer accused me of stealing so i had to explain to him that i was an innocent bystander.
<h3>Synopsis</h3>
Charles was a missionary that influenced 16,000 sea islanders on what they should wear when they attended a divine service. When he passed away, his funeral was packed with family members and they all told each other what a great missionary he was and they hoped that he could have stayed with them for a little longer.
<h3>Burlesque from the text</h3>
I had a death grip on the bright pink handles of my bike, that for the first time were without training wheels. "How will I know when to stop pedaling?" I asked my grandfather, who had put enough gel in his hair that it was practically a helmet. "It'll hit you." Was his only response before he started running behind me to give me a push.
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