“Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates front camera.
“I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the good news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.” “That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Explanation:
I love dark humor
Answer:
to present the Madonna in a beautiful and heroic way. Alba Madonna is a painting by the Italian Renaissance artist Raphael Sanzio, dating from 1511. It is an oil painting on panel, which was transferred to canvas, round in shape with a diameter of 98 centimeters.
Explanation:
A. there was an awful mold which grew on the paintings and the walls, but seems to be in remission now
Answer:
golden see
it's just a sunrise, but not today
it's real
