In my view all of the written above fits to definition of colloquial English. It's type of informal speech that applies idioms, slang etc. The one thing is not recommended in colloquial English is the usage of rude words. But it depends on region where you speak. There are differend idioms and slang in every region.
this is hard or I'm just dumb :( but I got
Wondered, learn great difficulty, without any worries
I'm sorry I tried
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