Is it Japanese or Chinese???
My personal favorite is one I like to use on anti-vaxxers: "What if the evidence supporting the anti-vax movement was fabricated by Russia to weaken the health of the American people so that we're easier to subdue?"
Answer: I’m already taking Spanish but if I had the choice this time I still would pick Spanish since there are so many people who already know that language, and it can help in your career that way you can communicate and help as many people as possible.