Hey Cousin Al, I was hoping you could maybe make it over to my house for Easter. I've planned some really spectacular activities for us. First, we'll paint hard-boiled eggs. While the eggs are drying we'll work on our Easter Bunny costumes. Mine has three holes cut out on the front: two to allow my nipples to show, and one to allow my bunny pecker to peep the Easter festivities. Once we're done there we'll order some cheap little people with missing legs to dress up as chicklets to complete the outfits. They have to be missing their legs so they waddle like chicklets. Then we'll stick the painted eggs up our bums and hop around the yard releasing them in weird/secret locations. Please get back to me ASAP.
