Question

How do you say "I have two dogs" in Japanese?! Google translate is driving me crazy! Stoopid translator

Answer 1

It sounds like this watasi wa nee no wa Tanus and say it in a accent ( hope this helps)

Answer 2

Answer:

 私は犬が二匹います。

Explanation:

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