Answer:
When I said hello, they seemed pretty confused. One of them gave me this weird looking drink, and as the good person I am, I accepted it and drank it. The next thing I know, I'm on a color changing dance floor.
I was busting moves I didn't know I even had. Later, this strange alien invited me to see through the window of the main deck. I saw uranus, and it wasn't pretty. I also saw the impressive sight of planet earth.
Explanation:
He led an expedition to the coast of what is now Florida in 1513.
They expected Polyphemus, the cyclops, to be welcoming since they are guests. In greek culture, guests are to be treated with food and such, but Polyphemus pays no mind to this and instead eats some of Odysseus's companions.
Answer:
The lines are "As for us, we’re quite fortunate. Luckier than millions of people. It’s quiet and safe here, and we’re using our money to buy food. We’re so selfish that we talk about “after the war” and look forward to new clothes and shoes, when actually we should be saving every penny to help others when the war is over, to salvage whatever we can."
