Answer:
<em>A joke:</em>
Beggar: Give me some money
Adam: Shame of u fellow beggar, cant u go and do some work and earn money by yourself.
Beggar: Nope, nobody gave me jobs dfor a few years.
Adam: Why?
Beggar: Because I have I was under police arrest
Adam: no policeman would arrest ou without you doing crime
Beggar: Believe me, sir, I worked in a shop for a very few amount of salary so one month I took some extra money, the owner of the shop called the police, the police questioned me and I said honestly what I did, and the police arrested me. From then I got fed up with working.
Adam: Hmm, u shouldn't have taken that extra money without permission from our shop owner
Beggar: I didn't take money without asking, i asked the day before and the owner scolded me for asking that very small amount of extra money, he called that mone as a huge amount of money and told me hat he would sent me away if i would ask him again. So i took the money the next day.
Adam: that is your fault, Anway just take this! (ADAM GIVES THE BEGGAR 100 POUNDS)
Beggar: Sir why would u onl give this to me
Adam: So u think this is a very small amount of money
Beggar: yup, this is just 100 pounds. I need 10,000 pounds!!!!!
Adam: What the hell are you talking about i wont even will be able to earn that amount of money in 5 months
Beggar: Keep this money with you itself, i dont need
Adam: But why dont you take 100 pounds, that is a good sum of money
Beggar: Because,.............I have a sum around 500,000pounds in my bank account...............................................................