Answer:
<em>They really didn’t like Christmas</em>
<em>They believed in fairies</em>
<em>If they liked it then they should have put a thimble on it</em>
<em>They were kind to scholar</em>
<em>but rotten to adulterers</em>
<em>and positively medieval to Quakers</em>
<em>They liked a drink</em>
<em>None of their hats had buckles on</em>
<em>Life was so hard, the children preferred to be abducted by Native Americans</em>
<em>Naming a child was an act of spiritual prediction</em>
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