Question

Write a conversation between a boss and employee after the employee came into work late for the 5th time.

Answer 1

*enployee name*, you have been attending your workspace at an inappropriate time for five days. It has been a hassle to deal with, as we have a contributing factor of your peers. I wish the best of luck on your cluttered schedule and I hope you can make it to work by tomorrow.

Answer 2

Answer:

BOSS: "What's your explanation this time?"

EMPLOYEE: "Oh- ah! W-well, you see, I was at home with my dog when all of a sudden I heard a whirring sound outside. Then, everything went blank. By the time I woke up in my backyard, I was in my underwear and then I was late. I was totally abducted, sir!"

BOSS: ". . . C'mere."

EMPLOYEE: *walks over to their boss*

BOSS: *Sighs* "You've been drinking again, haven't you."

EMPLOYEE: "No, I was abducted, for real!"

BOSS: "Don't lie to me when I can smell it. I'm not tolerating this anymore. You're fired."

EMPLOYEE: *goes home sad, sits on the couch, and grabs another drink.*

ALIEN: *sitting on his couch* "Rough day?"

EMPLOYEE: "I was fired. . ."

ALIEN: "Me too. . ."

EMPLOYEE: "What for?"

ALIEN: "Apparently, I was supposed to abduct a cow."

EMPLOYEE: "That's rough buddy."