Answer:
A Good Title would be " A miracle"
That's definitely informal because of the contractions used such as "'cause" and "y"all" and also because of the word phrasing such as "chow down" and "totally awesome."
I would most likely calmly tell them that I am a citizen of the United States too, and I demand a table. If they still will not seat me, I would probably calmly exit the restaurant and find somewhere that will. That's on them for not seating someone because of their race or culture.
Hope this helps~!
~Mistermistyeyed.
