Answer:
First, adjust the rearview mirror, then fasten your seatbelt.
Explanation:
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Question 1:
Humorous passage 1: "It (the umbrella) was made to be carried on the arm like an enormous ornamental bat and to allow one the opportunity to put on British airs as the atmospheric conditions demanded."
Humorous passage 2: "(The umbrella is) An item to be carried in the street, to be used to startle friends and—in the worst of cases—to fend off one’s creditors."
Question 2:
Passage 1 is funny because it compares the umbrella to an ornamental bat, which sounds weird in the first place. Plus, the umbrellas is said to be used by people who want to seem British, which is even more outrageously funny.
Passage 2 is funny because it treats the umbrella as a scary object which can be used even to fend off people you owe money to, which is absurd.
In both passages, the author uses tone and voice in a very witty way: he speaks seriously about absurdity, about unimaginable stuff. It is like an encyclopedia of weird and fun facts. That is what makes it funny: the contrast between a serious tone and larger than life images.
Answer:
B
Explanation:
the bird has run out of food and is asking to be fed
Answer:
1)Ethos-using credibility to prove a point of view(ex. if you're a doctor someone is more willing to take health advice from you)
2)Logos-Using logic or facts to prove an argument(ex. A study done in___ says... or statistics say...)
3)Pathos-Using the emotion of your audience to your advantage(ex. the homeless dog/animal commercials that come on and use your emotions of feeling bad to get you to want to adopt)
4) it's important because knowing them will help you orve a point more effectively, this helps you in life with any argument you may have to make including if you ever become president for example to get votes
Alyssa heard a faint meowing sound.