Stress completion of the antibiotic that is prescribed. for the amount of time prescribed.
Answer:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
UMMMMM LIKE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
take Virgin Mary for example she was a VIRGIN and still popped a little tater tot out of her “ you know what”.
OH AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!
WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH OUR PERIODS, WHICH SUCKS CUZ NO ONE WANTS TO BLEED OUT OF THERE BABY MAKERS!
AND WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH SEXIST MEN WHO TELL US TO “ go clean the dishes”
and we are special cuz god made us last.... so that means he was saving THE BEST for last.....
my speech is over:)))
