Question

WHOEVER MAKES ME LAUHP THE MPST GETS BRAINLIEST!!

Answer 1

Answer:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

Answer 2

Answer:

Ok, here's one:

me.

Here's another:

Two guys walk into a  bar. You'd think that the second one would've ducked!!

Joke #3:

I hate when people say "Age" is just a number. It's clearly a word.

Joke #4:

A man and his son were playing chess. He tells him, "Let's make this interesting." So they stopped playing chess.

Joke #5:

My friend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman. What a Joker!

Hope these made you laugh!!! Mark Brainliest if ya really think so!!!