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Nitella [24]
3 years ago
13

I'll give brainlyest to the funnyest joke.

English
2 answers:
navik [9.2K]3 years ago
5 0

Answer:

I went to the principal's office after buying some airpods for the deaf kid

Explanation:

ExtremeBDS [4]3 years ago
5 0

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked suprised

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