I would recommend Hades, Greek aides ("The Unseen"), also called Pluto or Pluton ("The wealthy one" or "The giver of wealth"), in ancient Greek religion, god of the underworld Hades was a son of Titans Cronus and Rhea the brother of deities Zeus, Poseidon, Demeter, Hera, and Hestia. He is one of the most powerful greek gods along with his brothers
I would say the answer is A...because 1.) you dont know the occasion and 2.) it could be a funeral and you go there and start saying a humorous speech.
