Answer:
She feels depressed as hell.
Explanation:
She's probably crinically depressed becuase of her husband's death.
Answer:
C
Explanation:
In this one, the subject of world war II and the history teacher have nothing to do with whether or not he likes salads.
Props! Just answering so the first person can get the brain lies you promised.
But yes, props is correct!
C is the correct answer, because if a written assignment is a 'humorous report', it means that it can be subjective, and that the author's personality is noticeable in the text. Whereas that is not the case in the other options.