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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just WAVED, did ya SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. God, you don't have to be so SALTY bout it...
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HE CHEATED ON HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
They have more wisdom and life experience, which makes them credible.