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belka [17]
2 years ago
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A Dog and a Cat walk into a bar can u tell me what happens next???

English
1 answer:
Charra [1.4K]2 years ago
3 0
The man, the dog, and the cat all sit down at the bar and the bartender says "What can I get you?" The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says I'll take a vodka, the guy will take a water, and the cat will take a scotch." The bartender looks absolutely shocked at the dog and says "This is AMAZING! You're a dog that can talk..." The guy looks at the bartender, and says "Don't be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist."
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