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Ostrovityanka [42]
3 years ago
11

Tell me a joke the best joke gets a brainly

English
2 answers:
Natali5045456 [20]3 years ago
8 0

Answer:

I dont got any good jokes but ok

Explanation:

¨Why do we tell actors to break a leg???¨

¨Because every play has a cast XD!!!!!¨

agasfer [191]3 years ago
5 0

Answer:

There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "No thanks, God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "No thanks, God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two big boats, to give you a second chance!"You Big Dummy "

Explanation:

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       。   。  . • .                     2 Impostor remains   。 .     。      ゚   .     . ,    .  .   ..  。    •   ゚  。   .   .      .     。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .    。 .     。      ゚   .     . ,    .  .   .    。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。   。 .  .   。   。  . • .        。

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