Answer:
One day I was in the kitchen, getting coffee like every day. I turn around and I see my friend! He says "I just met your sister." you freak out and check everywhere for a "sister" but there is nobody to be seen. When I check back my friend is gone. I find him outside playing baseball. He does that everyday for 2 weeks. You think to yourself "This has gone on too long!" and the next day you wait for him and you find a little girl. This little girl is lost! You help her find the way home, and you live a happy life.
Explanation:
Larger-than-life conquests
