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irina1246 [14]
3 years ago
9

Tell me a joke who evers the best gets brainlest

Law
2 answers:
Wittaler [7]3 years ago
7 0
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance

so i pushed her over
chubhunter [2.5K]3 years ago
3 0
Here is a few of them

How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
By how much he is coffin

I threw a boomerang a couple of years ago. I now live in constant fear.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs


An old lady asked the bank teller to check her balance
The bank teller pushed her over.

How is a wife like a hand grenade?
Take off her ring and say goodbye
to your house
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