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zavuch27 [327]
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Tell me a joke NOW if i laugh i give brainlest

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Mekhanik [1.2K]2 years ago
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It's a s.h!tzu.

lilavasa [31]2 years ago
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Some people eat snails.

They must not like Fast Food.

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