The answer is bug because it can be told from the excerpt he has armor-like back and midriff is sepparated into sections.
I forgot my umbrella this morning. Consequently, i will get wet.
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A hoax is just fooling people. A joke, a fraud. Something that isn't true. A deception. It can be humorous or make people feel bad, so it could be either C or D. I can't tell which it would be but it could be both.
You should do all of the above!
Sunny~ ☺