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Answer: 1) The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card. 2) Why do candles love birthdays? They want to get lit. 3) You always have a pizza my heart!
Explanation: yeah they're usually corny lol
If I'm understanding you correctly (sorry, I'm new at this) It sounds like you are describing an accident that either didn't actually happen, or was minor compared to what could have happened. I would call this a "near miss" or "close call"
Explanation:
For example: I had a near miss today when a dog ran out in front of me.
Or: He had a close call when his foot almost slipped over the edge of the cliff.
If I’m understanding the question it uses both metaphors and alliteration in the poem which is uncommon because most poetry uses typical one literary device and not multiples at the same time