Answer:
Since they are free writes, lyrics from my two favorite songs:
1) Often I am upset that I cannot fall in love but I guess
This avoids the stress of falling out of it
Are you tired of me yet?
I'm a little sick right now but I swear
When I'm ready I will fly us out of here
2) I'm afraid that's just the way the world works
It ain't funny, it ain't pretty, it ain't sweet
But I think that it could work for you and me
Just wait and see
It's not the end of the story
:)
Sarcasm is an ironic or satirical remark tempered by humor. Mainly, people use it to say the opposite of what's true to make someone look or feel foolish. For example, let's say you see someone struggling to open a door and you ask them, "Do you want help?" If they reply by saying, "No thanks. I'm really enjoying the challenge," you'll know they're being sarcastic. Sarcasm is all about the context and tone of voice, which is why it works better verbally. It's something you'll know when you hear it.
The source stands to make a profit
Answer:
One time I peed my pants and left a trail of pee
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