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jonny [76]
3 years ago
9

Tell me a funny joke for brainliest

English
2 answers:
sergey [27]3 years ago
7 0

Answer:

Explanation:

Two friends meet and one proposes to the other:

- Are we going to eat sushi one of these nights? You would like?

- No, no ... Forget it, I don't like sushi!

- How come? But have you ever tried?

- Yes, I've been there once, but I quickly realized it wasn't for me. As soon as I sat down, they brought me a bag with only two breadsticks in it ... but if you knew how hard they were! I couldn't even eat them!

chubhunter [2.5K]3 years ago
5 0
What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish?

This tastes a little funny
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